Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị. StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky
O zọpụ wee malite ịgba ọsọ. Brick ndị ahụ bidoro n’ime okporo ụzọ ahụ jiri ọsọ na-achụ. Kiet ke otu itiat oro ama ọtọ akan ke edem eyen. O wee daa kpoo.
– you na-anya ụgbọ ala? – Udiri egwu.
– Onweghị ihe ga-anwụ. – nne nne Klavka weturu obi were mmanu tee ya aru. Idot mechara bilie ma fegharịa n’akụkụ ya, were aka abụọ jide ebe dị njọ.
– M ga-akụ gị. – Idot suru nghari n’ala nke olu ya.
– Oh? Lelee ya! O nwere ngwugwu nke gbara ya n’onu. – Uda ahu weputara ngwugwu a site na ime pusi ma gosi ya onye obula.
– Tụgharịa ya, jụọ Idot ahụ nwute.
– Ma eleghị anya, enwere bruliki? – tụrụ aro, nne nne, onye chefuru ihe mgbu, bụ bọọdụ ahụ. – Ma gị, Goldfinch, gaa ọrụ. ama atuak ura ke Idot. – aha nna gị Mukhin na gị efefe n’elu dolyah site na akụ, dị ka ufe n’elu Paris.
– Gịnị ka ị na-ekwu? O nwere ike ịga na hel, A? – Idot gbara. -N’ihi yoknu na boobs!
– Oh, mma! – Toad snorated. – Buzu kwusi ha abuo. Chọrọ pent ga-ewepụ? Kewaa n’ime atọ.
– Na! Nke a kwa kwanyere Toad n’anya. Ọ dị m nwute. Aghọtara m gị nke ọma … – Idot ahụ paidụrịrị rejoụrịrị ọ.ụ.
– Ajula mgbaghara, abughi m nwa agbọghọ uhie. Un ghọtahiewo ọzọ. Ọkara mụ na ọkara nye anyị.
– Gịnị kpatara nke a? – nne nne ya were iwe.
– Site na nke ahụ! – Toad grinned. Enwere m ike iwere ya naanị m.»
– Ma olee otu o si eme ma ọ bụrụ na ha nyochaa mmadụ niile ebe a na mgbede, ma ị bikwa ebe a n’enweghị ụzọ ọ bụla?
– Eeh, ị dị mma ịgbarị, ndị okenye. Mepee ya, ma ọ bụ ikekwe, ọ nweghị ihe dị njọ na-eguzo na ya. – banyere Idot. – na egwuregwu abaghị uru kandụl ahụ.
Nwaanyị ahụ lere ndị na-anya akụ ahụ anya ma dọwaa eriri rere ure na-enweghị nsogbu wee jiri nwayọ malite imeghe ya. Ndịàmà nọrọ na nche.
– Hey, karama ndị ahụ. Clay…
– Akara agha…
– Otu narị mililite ọ bụla…
– isii isii…
– Gịnịkwa ka e dere?
– Oh, a na-anọchi anya ha?!
– Cork. Devid agụghị ndị gbara, ikekwe…
– Gịnịkwa e dere, ka m hụ? -Idot nwara iwere otu okpukpu abuo.
– Ọ bụghị a trooo, obi tara mmiri! – nne nne nwatakiri gbara aka.
– Ehee, ị na-ata… – Idot gbawara ma gbaa nne nne Key.
– Ezi, m na-ekwu! – kwuru nke Toad were ihe ruru otu narị milimita. Ekpochara m aha ahụ na obi m ma lerukwuo anya … – Ihe adịghị na Russian…
– Nye m syudy. – Idot weputara aka ya were otu odika. – Leba anya, onu ogugu: otu puku.. narị asatọ.. narị itoolu na asaa.. ma ọ bụ naanị nke asaa… O doghị anya.
– Ma ka anyị nwaa?! Mmanya, jee … – Keyboard na-atụ aro.
– Amaghị m, Amaghị m. Bianu, nwaa, are bu nwanyi, gi na ekwensu aghaghi ida. – kwenyere toad.
– N’ihi gịnị? – Idot batara – Ọ ka mma na St. Petersburg ịtụgharị na onye na – ere ahịa mgbe ochie dịka ọ dịkwa.
– Ee, anyị ga – anwale otu oge, ọ dị mma, kpachara anya, ma nyefee ndị ọzọ n’aka onye na – ere ahịa ihe ochie… Ee, Toad?
– Ọ dị mma, bịanụ, onye bụ onye izizi? Idot jụrụ.
– Igodo. Toad kwuru. -ka aro.
– Ehee, ee, ọ bụrụ n’ịnaghị anwụ, ị nwere ike ị drinkụ.
– Gịnị ka ị ga – eme n’enweghị m, ndị nkịtị. Anaghị m atụ egwu ịnwụ. A bụ m nke m…
– .. si nwuo. – eweputara Idot, ma ya onwe ya, maka bastard.
– Ehi! – Nwanyi ochie wee jiri aka nwa a kuchie ya n’ubu ma, buru ya nku, wee dọwaa akpukpo ahu site na karama. Sniffed. Ọ mụmụrụ ọnụ ọchị, ma sere ya ọdịnaya. Ha fechara ma gharia. -Kryaaaa! mma.
– Ọ dị mma, gịnị? jụrụ Toad, na-elo mmiri.
– Mma. Ihe amalitelarị igwuri egwu n’isi m.
– Ee bullshit ya. – Idot zara ya nke oma site n’inye mmanya ya.
– Ee, hel mara. Ma, ọ bụ agadi?! – kwuru, na – elegharị anya na karama ite ya ama.
– Ka anyị nwekwuo.. – nne nne ji obi ụtọ tụọ aro. – Tatars adịghị ebi n’enweghị di na nwunye.
– Ya mere, ọ bụ naanị mmadụ atọ fọdụrụ. – Idot were iwe. – Gịnị ka anyị ga-enyefe?
– Gee ntị, gịnị?! Drinkụ, toụọ dị ka nke ahụ. Ozugbo anyị dị ndụ. Karama ndị ahụ agbaala agba ochie. Ha tọgbọ chakoo ma ọ bụ ju eju. A na-enwe ekele maka karama, ọ bụghị mmanya.
Ha glassesụrụ iko atọ ndị ọzọ. Ha nọdụrụ n’elu osisi ma na-amụnye siga: Idot – Marlboro, Toad – Belomor, na nne nne Clavka n’oge ochie – ụkwụ ewu. Ha wee gafee n’enwechaghị anwụrụ, na-anọdụ…
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– Ahhhh!! Ahhh!!! – nụrụ site na yad.
– Gịnị ka ọ bụ? – si n’ihe ndina daara Ottila, juo onwe ya. Uche ya ka bu n ’o ririri wee jiri nwayọ dakpuo ohiri isi wee kuo mmuo ozugbo.
– Ahhhh!!! -Blop wuliri ozo ozo dina n’elu akwa. – Oh, mpụga ya. – O jiri aka ya were aka ya n’egedege ihu. – Kedu ihe ị na-eti, onye nzuzu?
Icha mmirimmiri Isolda Fifovna batara n’ime ụlọ ahụ nwere anya dị obosara, na-eji aka ya abụọ na-emechi ọnụ.
– Aa, aa. ọ kụrụ aka ma jiri mkpịsị aka metụ aka n’ọnụ ụzọ.
– Gịnị ọzọ? – ọdụ n’elu ala jụrụ Klop.
– E, na n’ọba…
– Gịnị ka ọ bụ n’ọba? kwuo hoo haa…
– E nwere pusi nwụrụ anwụ…
– Kedu pusi? Ottila jụrụ ọzọ, na-ete ya n’egedege ihu. – Kedu ihe ị na-ekwu?
– Mama! – Ebe o lebara anya ya n’ala nke olu ya.
– Ugbu a, ka anyị hụ. – Ottila ruru ụkwụ ya wee banye n’ụkwụ ya uwe ojii n’ọba.
Ternyaahụ, ọ laghachite n’abalị mgbe onye ọ bụla na-ehi ụra ya mere n’ajụghị ajụjụ banyere aghụghọ ndị mkpọrọ. Zhinka sooro ya.
Ọba yiri cluttered.