Double Click. Lisa Becker
of Shelley’s boy toys, just another notch in her bedpost, well, it just makes me feel dirty. ;)
From: Renee Greene – June 4, 2012 – 12:59 PM
To: PBCupLover
Subject: Re: In the dog house
You may feel like a notch, but know that you are “top-notch” at putting my mind at ease.
Regarding Shelley, I know, I know. She’s always talking about how annoying he is. But I really think that maybe deep down, she likes him.
From: PBCupLover – June 4, 2012 – 1:04 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: In the dog house
Ah, a lady-doth-protest-too-much-from-Hamlet scenario.
From: Renee Greene – June 4, 2012 – 1:04 PM
To: PBCupLover
Subject: Re: In the dog house
We are so in sync! I love you!
From: PBCupLover – June 4, 2012 – 1:06 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: In the dog house
I love you, too. So what are you going to do?
From: Renee Greene – June 4, 2012 – 1:08 PM
To: PBCupLover
Subject: Re: In the dog house
(1) I’m not going to bring it up again and (2) I’m going to give her the time away in Seattle before I stop by with a peace offering of red velvet cupcakes.
From: PBCupLover – June 4, 2012 – 1:10 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: In the dog house
Good plan. You sure know her well.
From: Renee Greene – June 4, 2012 – 1:13 PM
To: PBCupLover
Subject: Re: In the dog house
That’s the thing. I think I do know her well. She’s acting weird. She either is secretly in love with Mark and insanely jealous of Cassidy or there’s something else going on. Not to worry. I’ll get to the bottom of it.
From: PBCupLover – June 4, 2012 – 1:15 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: In the dog house
I think your original plan is a good one. Don’t bring it up again. If and when she wants to talk about it, she will.
From: Renee Greene – June 4, 2012 – 1:18 PM
To: PBCupLover
Subject: Re: In the dog house
You’re right. You’re right. Okay. See you at home later? I hope so. You’ve been working so much. Miss you!
XOXO, Me
CHAPTER 4 – LUNCH WITH A LOON
From: Renee Greene – June 4, 2012 – 3:00 PM
To: cassidy
Cc: Ashley Price, Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: lets be friends
Thanks for getting in touch with us, Cassidy. I think it’s a great idea for us to get to know each other better. Shelley mentioned to me that she is going to be out of town, and we’ll have to see what Ashley says when she returns from the honeymoon. But I’m happy to do lunch. What about Tuesday the 12th at noon? Would you mind if we did someplace other than Mel’s though?
From: cassidy– June 4, 2012 – 5:02 PM
To: Renee Greene
Cc: Ashley Price, Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: lets be friends
sounds good to me. how about the o in venice? im working with a client nearby in the morning. do you know it?
h’s & k’s,
cassidy
From: Renee Greene – June 5, 2012 – 9:14 AM
To: cassidy
Cc: Ashley Price, Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: lets be friends
I am familiar with the O in Venice. Had a weird first date there once. I’ll tell you all about it. See you on the 12th.
From: Shelley Manning – June 5, 2012 – 10:22 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: lets be friends
“O” no you didn’t plan another trip to that organic restaurant? I remember that dude. I’m eager to hear which of these lunch dates is worse – an annoying Barbie doll with a Southern accent and incredible calves or an environmental do-gooder that made you feel like the world’s worst polluter. Hard to choose. Either way, good times for you.
From: Renee Greene – June 5, 2012 – 10:28 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: lets be friends
I’m looking forward to it. She seems sweet and this is important to Mark. He’s done so much for me, including being the reason I met Ethan, helping Ethan get that new job, etc. It’s the least I can do. I’ll let you know how it goes.
From: Ashley Price – June 8, 2012 – 7:02 PM
To: Renee Greene
Cc: Shelley Manning, cassidy
Subject: Re: lets be friends
Just returned home from the honeymoon and let’s just say it was nice to see something in my email inbox aside from online coupons, news digest updates and spam emails about Viagra.
Sadly, I have a doctor’s appointment on the 12th and won’t be able to join you.
From: cassidy – June 8, 2012 – 10:13 PM
To: Ashley Price
Cc: Shelley Manning, Renee Greene
Subject: Re: lets be friends
well miss seeing you
h’s & k’s,
cassidy
From: Ashley Price – June 9, 2012 – 9:23 AM
To:
Cc: Renee Greene, Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: lets be friends
Dying to hear all about it, Renee. Don’t leave out any details. Mark finally has a girlfriend. This. Is. Big.
From: Renee Greene – June 9, 2012 – 11:14 AM
To: Ashley Price
Cc: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: lets be friends
I know. I know. HUGE! I will do my best to ensure she is worthy of our dear friend. And of course I will report back.
From: Renee Greene – June 12, 2012 – 8:04 PM
To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Price
Subject: Lunch with a loon
Holy cow! You are going to be SO glad you didn’t have lunch with Cassidy. She is quite possibly the looniest girl I’ve ever met.
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