Double Click. Lisa Becker
From: Renee Greene – June 16, 2012 – 4:09 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Cats on Parade!
You’re too much.
From: Shelley Manning – June 16, 2012 – 4:10 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Cats on Parade!
No, I’m just enough.
From: Renee Greene – June 19, 2012 – 9:04 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: UNACCEPTABLE!
I love our email chatting and all, but I miss hearing your voice. I don’t remember the last time I heard it. Honestly, this fact saddens me. I know you are busy, but I long for your company. How can we remedy this?
From: Shelley Manning – June 19, 2012 – 9:12 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: UNACCEPTABLE!
My goodness. You certainly sound desperate. I’m flattered…and a little bit horrified.
Seriously, I know I’ve been über busy lately and I miss you tons, too.
I’m in Seattle right now. Can we make a plan to meet at Mel’s on Friday?
From: Renee Greene – June 19, 2012 – 9:16 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: UNACCEPTABLE!
Yes! I will be there and will longingly await, with bated breath (that expression was first coined by Shakespeare in The Merchant of Venice, FYI), for your arrival. (HA! Figured you could use a bit more “flattered…and horrified” before we sign off.)
From: Shelley Manning – June 19, 2012 – 9:18 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: UNACCEPTABLE!
Thanks. I’ll carry that around in my heart until we see each other in a few days.
From: Renee Greene – June 19, 2012 – 9:19 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: UNACCEPTABLE!
Ew! Now I’m a little horrified. That really is creepy. ;)
From: Shelley Manning – June 19, 2012 – 9:20 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: UNACCEPTABLE!
You started it! Mwah! Mwah!
CHAPTER 5 – THE NAME GAME
From: Renee Greene – June 22, 2012 – 3:02 PM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Well…..
Well?!? Are you having a boy or a girl? Inquiring minds want to know.
From: Ashley Gordon – June 22, 2012 – 4:45 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Well…..
We decided we want to be surprised.
From: Renee Greene – June 22, 2012 – 5:06 PM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Well…..
Say what?!? Last time, my sweet angel had his/her legs crossed so they couldn’t tell. You were prepared to find out then. What changed?
And anyway, wouldn’t it have been a surprise for you today when the doctor told you? How am I supposed to start buying things to spoil little baby Gordon if I don’t know if he’s a he or she’s a she? And what about Mark? How will he handle the next four and a half months of not knowing? How will you pick a name? Are you mad woman? Mad?
From: Ashley Gordon – June 22, 2012 – 5:30 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Well…..
While not my intention, it’s pretty funny to know it’s kind of bugging you. You and Mark will just have to deal with not knowing. Greg really wants it to be a surprise when the baby is born. As far as names go, we’re going to come up with a boy option and a girl option.
From: Renee Greene – June 22, 2012 – 5:32 PM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Well…..
UGH! You’re killing me, lady.
From: Ashley Gordon – June 22, 2012 – 5:33 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Well…..
LOL! Gotta run. Getting out of here on time on a Friday…for once.
From: Renee Greene – June 22, 2012 – 5:35 PM
To: PBCupLover
Subject: Fwd: Re: Well…..
UGH! Ashley and Greg have decided to be surprised with the baby’s gender at the birth. They’ll “plan” by having some girl and boy names picked out in advance. They’re killing me.
From: PBCupLover – June 22, 2012 – 5:46 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Well…..
Really? She seems like the type of person who would want to know so she can plan everything and make it perfect. No offense. You know I like Ashley. But I really hope this kid has a thick skin. Regardless, I think I can have a little fun with her. Stay tuned.
From: Renee Greene – June 22, 2012 – 5:52 PM
To: PBCupLover
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Well…..
What are you going to do? You won’t be able to mess with her. She’s too smart to fall for your foolery. I’m heading home now. Will I see you soon?
From: PBCupLover – June 22, 2012 – 5:58 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Well…..
Oh really. I think my foolery will work just fine. Wait and see. As far as my ETA tonight, I would say around 9ish. Go ahead and grab some dinner without me. I will order some takeout here.
From: PBCupLover – June 25, 2012 – 7:32 AM
To: Ashley Gordon
Bcc: Renee Greene
Subject: Baby Names
Hey Ashley. Hope you are feeling well. Renee mentioned that you guys were trying to come up with some boy and girl names since you aren’t finding out the sex of the baby before it’s born.
I’ll start brainstorming some boy name suggestions and then move onto the girls. Stay tuned.
From: cassidy – June 25, 2012 – 8:09 AM
To: <undisclosed recipients>
Subject: Fwd: Funny Cats
this one had me laughing out loud.
h’s & k’s,
cassidy
From: Ashley Gordon – June 25, 2012 – 9:20 AM
To: PBCupLover
Bcc: Renee Greene
Subject: